friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant
bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
thebeautyofsoundd: kindest-laugh: If you reblog this post by June 21st, 2013 I will write down every single url that reblogged this and stick it in a jar and will scatter them all around this summer (I will be traveling in July). They might be taped in public bathrooms, thrown around at a concert, or left in a seat of a roller coaster…Who knows? Someone may find your url and message you saying...
Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"
Hazel Grace: "Sure."
Augustus Waters: "Tomorrow?"
Hazel Grace: "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
Augustus Waters: "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
Hazel Grace: "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
Augustus Waters: "But you don't even have my phone number."
Hazel Grace: "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
Augustus Waters: "And you say we don't know each other."
fefeferi: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
Have you realized that your age is the number of...
i-am-the-last-timelord: lolzpicx: This is one of those posts that made me stop what I was doing and take a step back to re-evaluate my life
seducedbymemories: Where I’m going in less than 6 months!
thearcanetheory: cianur00: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: f-r-eckled: im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math that’s 110% thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing
gayrus: list of my friends:
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fishingboatproceeds: baptised-in-vodka: Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to. Is it any good?? It’s okay. I see what you did there, John Green.
drarna: emojis are so cute and i love that brown haired girl in pink dress emoji and brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji are together but even brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji has his secrets…